25 April 2009 0 comments

What's with Your Birthday?

Looyin sent me this, she said it's very accurate, hmm...depends on individuals.
So just doing this for fun, only for fun okay. & only for those who can read chinese, Sorry!


你想了解你的 生日密碼 嗎?   點一下下面的日期,會有意想不到的結果喔!
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19 April 2009 5 comments

碎碎念

第一次写华语~感觉有点怪...
之前的那篇,被我删除了,大家就当没了那回事吧!
终于要下雨了。。天气疯狂似的热了几天,连坐着都流汗的感觉很难受。。
那位不同系的臭男生带着新买的相机和电话出国去玩了。。
还要去两个礼拜。。真是羡慕,实习的学期,不用赶报告,也没有期考。。
还有将近两个月的长假。。回来又有新车驾。。好欠打。。

最近,超多感触,可是不知道要从哪里说起。。
唉~算了,想到来,头也爆了。。
总之,就是一直在找着感触。。每件事的感触。。
虽然感觉不错,总觉得自己好像领悟了不少,但是却有着耐人寻味的心情。。

由于原则问题,有好多事情,总是禁止自己不要做。。
但是,情绪化的我,此时此刻,豁出去了。。
我。。。。好想他。。。王八蛋!天天都黏在一起,现在离我而去!
真的很不是滋味!!现在,手机是废的了!一整天就是酱过了~
去什么旅行啦!单单坐飞机都要坐五天了!真没瘾~
等你回来,就要好好泡制你!

真的好不习惯哦!太久没有写华语,真的生疏了很多呃!
这篇东西很有可能会无故消失,当我发泄完毕以后。。
那些最有可能会来骂我的几个,习惯就好,习惯就好~

期考就在六天后,急救~

发泄完了。。
请那些对我现在生活不了解的人,不要胡乱猜测,也不要问东问西。。
“哎呀!你有男朋友啦?”
“没有啦!”
“骗人!怎么可能?我不相信。”
“那你问来干嘛?你都有自己的答案了,我给的,还重要吗?”

如果你的成熟度跟你的年龄已经是同年了,我很乐意慎重的回答你。。
我真的很不喜欢如果我口里说出的尽是没意义的话。。
我。。不喜欢浪费时间说这些。。就连敷衍,应酬都很讨厌。。
我好讨厌重复,而且是风雨不改的台词。。换点新鲜的,说些有深度的话。。
你们不是真的关心我的爱情生活,我只是你们八卦话题的其中一项。。
爱情,被你们问着问着,好像价值被贬低了,在你们眼里,它好像是拿来招话柄的~
真的很讨人厌。。

我真的衷心的觉得你们好可悲。。说来说去都是这些。。长大吧,是时候了!
回去的时候,很多人都会觉得我骄傲。。我没有,我们只是不一样。。
如果我像你们一样,我会很讨厌我自己。。从来都不愿意停留在那个层次。。
好像你们的世界,永远就是那么大。。可悲~
说真的,好像真的不关你们的事,对吧?
怎么这么烦?一个两个都一样。。肤浅。。

*又在骂人了,怨念太重,积太久了*


18 April 2009 0 comments

紅豆和綠豆的由來 完整版

有一天,一顆綠豆從20層樓高的地方跳下來 

結果……他便成了一顆紅豆…… 
因為他流血了 

後來這顆紅豆回家把身上的血洗掉
洗完澡後,身體濕濕的,於是就到外面曬太陽 
曬著曬著……不小心睡著了∼∼ 
等他醒過來之後,發現自己變成黑豆 
兩天後: 
黑豆因為曬傷,於是開始脫皮 
脫完皮後又變回綠豆, 
附近的鄰居皆稱奇,覺得這件事情太霹靂了 
於是尊稱這個綠豆為霹靂豆, 
而脫下來的皮放在博物館展覽,名為豆皮 

話說,某日,有一顆紅豆來找霹靂豆(綠豆)談論世界大勢(史稱豆豆看世界 
兩豆相談甚歡,皆認為世界是一盤散豆,需要有豆出來領導 
於是,紅豆回家後便開始集結全世界的紅豆,最後便在溪邊以 
南成立了紅豆國,而霹靂豆便在溪邊以北成立綠豆國 
紅豆成立了紅豆國後覺得自己也應該像霹靂豆有個很ㄅ一ㄤ`的稱號 
於是紅豆便自封為皇帝,史稱皇帝豆 
後代的豆還為這寫了一首五言絕句,內容是 

紅豆生南國, 
ㄨㄨㄨㄨㄨ 
ㄨㄨㄨㄨㄨ 
ㄨㄨㄨㄨㄨ 

年代久遠,後面已不可考 

皇帝豆自從成立紅豆國以後,天天沉迷於後宮佳麗 
常常偷看儐妃洗澡,導致眼睛長了雞眼,稱為豆雞眼 

霹靂豆在綠豆國聽說了皇帝豆沉迷女色,不理政事, 
於是,請來了春夏秋冬四大將軍(號稱四季豆), 
準備南征紅豆國 

兩國軍隊在溪邊交鋒,豆子死傷無數,陳屍遍溪 ,屍體腐化的過程叫做臭豆腐 
這些戰士的屍體受到日曬,一個個皆變成豆干 
後世稱這些死在溪邊的戰士為大溪豆干…… 

說到紅豆與綠豆的南北戰爭之後∼∼ 
由於皇帝豆荒廢朝政太久,戰況連連敗退, 
於是決定把紅豆公主嫁到綠豆國以求和, 
綠豆國的國王霹靂豆,素聞紅豆公主的美貌 
於是答應停戰,納紅豆公主為妾(俗稱納豆),南北戰爭終告平息 
霹靂豆自從得到納豆後,非常喜愛,天天臨幸納豆, 

兩年後,納豆公主產下一子,此子皮膚為紫色(混血),頗有帝王之相 
霹靂豆見到此子非常高興,見其膚色為紫色,因此取名為紫霹靂” 
紫霹靂從小就很喜歡動物,所以霹靂豆在紫霹靂五歲之時, 
將自己征戰於各地時的座騎送給紫霹靂當禮物,此座騎乃南國之龍 ,人稱豆豆龍。 

金國中有一位史官名為大豆, 
大豆非常喜歡賞花故稱號為豆花, 
豆花在朝專司編史,其書寫輕盈, 
著作被人廣稱輕史, 
又當其翻頁時經常聽見ㄘㄨㄚˋ一聲, 
故統稱ㄘㄨㄚ`∼輕史”…… 

說到這個大豆,不只對歷史有研究, 
他還對酒非常的喜愛,簡直到了嗜酒如命的地步 

有一天晚上,大豆喝得醉醺醺的, 
邊喝邊走,來到了馬房,看到了豆豆龍 
結果因為喝醉了,就跟豆豆龍(嘿咻嘿咻), 
三個月後,豆豆龍產下一子, 
具豆形,身上佈滿長毛? A紫霹靂以為是天神所賜的孩子, 

特取名曰:毛豆∼ 
毛豆出生下來就不愛喝牛奶,眼見毛豆越來越瘦, 
紫霹靂非常擔心,聘請天下的人一起想辦法, 
後來有豆發明一種將蜂蜜加在牛奶的配方,毛豆才得以健全 
紫霹靂將這種配方命名為:蜜豆奶∼ 

話說:上次差點被滅國的皇帝豆,因為戰敗,心情鬱悶 
每天晚上都獨自一人喝著悶酒看著月亮長聲嘆氣∼唉∼ 
下人見狀,皆以為皇帝豆是因為不喜歡月亮才嘆氣 
就這樣一傳十,十傳百,這件事情就一直流傳下來 
甚至有人為此寫了一首歌叫做∼: ”是月亮惹的禍∼ 

有一天,撒旦覺得最近都沒什麼生意,想要製造一點動亂 
撒旦四處打聽得知皇帝豆一直都想要北伐綠豆國 
於是派遣一隻惡魔來幫助皇帝豆, 
惡魔來到紅豆國後馬上受到重用, 
皇帝豆封他為魔豆,並命他帶領大軍北伐綠豆國 
紫霹靂聽到風聲,十分震怒,馬上派遣四季豆(嘿∼好久不見)出兵迎戰 
兩軍再度交鋒於大溪兩岸,魔豆見四季豆勇猛, 
覺得應該使出絕招,於是口中念念有詞, 
使出魔法從巴西召喚一隻妖怪出來, 
瞬間把四季豆吞進肚子裡,綠豆軍登時潰散敗逃, 
後人稱此妖怪為∼:巴豆妖 

紅豆軍因為有巴豆妖的幫助,士氣大振,所向披靡, 
紫霹靂得知戰況後很緊張,馬上召開軍事會議,商討對策 
此時,一向掛著神聖名義,來此傳教的聖豆士星屎 
被大家拱出來當大將軍,無奈的聖豆士星u好硬著豆皮出征 
紅綠豆兩軍再次交鋒,戰況一直僵持不下,魔豆為求速戰速決 
於是再度召喚巴豆妖出來,聖豆士星屎在後線看到了巴豆妖一直吃綠豆, 
嚇了一大跳,驚呼:哇!巴豆妖” 

過一會兒,聖豆士星屎稍微鎮定,也不甘示弱的請出正義使者∼嘎豆拉 
嘎豆啦一出場,馬上使出寒武紀時代的絕招,萬年凍氣波, 
將巴豆妖切成一條條的冰棒,紅豆軍全部被凍僵 
後人稱被凍僵的紅豆軍為:豆僵 
稱那些冰棒為∼妖嘎凍未條 

自從巴豆妖陣亡後,紅豆軍不敢輕舉妄動,於是將戰線撤退回大溪南岸 
初嚐敗果的魔豆向皇帝豆建議在大溪南邊,沿岸築起土牆,以防綠豆軍來犯 
皇帝豆覺得很有道理,無奈長期戰爭,國庫空虛,實在無法支付龐大的費用 
這時,紅豆國有一位土財主,聽說了皇帝豆的難處,自願出資幫助國家建設 
皇帝豆聽到後豆心大悅,便封他為∼土豆 
土豆的宅心仁厚,讓紅豆國的人民很感激, 
後人皆尊稱他∼土豆仁∼ 

土豆仁小時候不愛唸書, 
每次上學都偷偷翻牆溜去玩, 
有一次學校外面來了一位賣蠶寶寶的, 
土豆仁便買了兩隻蠶寶寶回家養, 
沒想到越養多隻,越養越有心得, 
最後,土豆仁便因為經營起賣蠶絲的生意而發財, 
長大後,土豆仁將養蠶的經驗寫成了一本書, 
從此代代相傳,成為家寶,世稱∼蠶豆書


有一年夏天∼ 
天氣實在很熱, 
紅豆國跟綠豆國的人民都跑到大溪泡水∼ 
可是太陽越來越大,天氣越來越熱 
連大溪的水都沸騰起來, 所以,
紅豆國跟綠豆國的人通通被煮成紅豆綠豆湯∼ 
就這樣全部都變成紅豆綠豆湯了∼


03 April 2009 4 comments

You Just Don't Know

I've been getting this a lot lately. "It's okay, Lynda won't mind." or anything similar.
It's starting to piss me off. I may not mind about small matters, but that doesn't mean I don't mind if you're being rude. When you take my stuffs without asking. When you will say anything to me & you think I don't mind. I actually do. But I smile & give it away. But that also doesn't mind I will forgive & forget. Especially when I think the hurtful words you say are intentional.

When I do you a favor, say thank you. When I say thank you, say you're welcome. When you step on my feet or drop my stuffs, say you're sorry. When you want to take my food, ask. I will give. Just because I never say no, don't assume I won't mind, for goodness' sake. When you are almost finishing my food, don't think that I don't mind.
I really suck at telling people off. I don't know how. I'll end up being weird & people will start backing off. Because before this, no one had done all these to me in my life.

I believe I can tell. With all the facial expressions & voice tones. I observe facial reactions. I believe I can still differentiate. It's too bad if I misunderstand you as trying to hurt me. But I know you don't care.
If you think how I dress up today is ugly, if you think my specs are old fashioned, if you think I'm fat, keep it to yourself. Unless you like revenge. If you think what I blog is rubbish, don't tell me too. No one asked you to read.
Don't tell me you're just joking after you make your statements with a serious tone & push yourself hard to make a smile. I can tell & I won't believe. Call me pessimistic. Call me pathetic.

I remember offensive or hurtful words best.

I know I've released too much of the "Lynda doesn't mind" aura. Until people think I don't care about anything.
"Lynda, I'm sure you'll only start your assignments the night before the submission date. You look like you don't care also." This may seem nothing but if you get to see the expression. This statement sounded so deliberated.
Don't tell me you mean no harm. You are already blacklisted.
Don't say I'm not being fair. I only conclude after experiencing a few of these for like 3 times. It's pretty obvious seeing how you treat me usually.

If I'm not important in your life & you really don't care, can you like, leave me alone?

I believe in courtesy. I won't say I've never said or done anything hurtful or rude. But I know I never meant them.
Even if I hate you. I won't waste my time trying to hurt you. I try my best to watch what I say. Just because you say you're like this, that doesn't means you can continue thinking that people will not mind. Ever thought maybe you've hurt someone very deeply & he/she can't forget what you said? Even though you know you didn't mean it..some people are born to be extra sensitive but you just don't know, you just never know what damage you've done to them.

I've experienced before. When I see the person cried confessing to me that he had been feeling hurt about what I said many years ago, that was painful for me. The damage is done. I only can hope he'll forget it. Because what I said had haunted him for so long.

I feel so insignificant lately..I hate it when people interrupt like all the time when I'm talking. Then what I say will not be bothered anymore. People seem to get so carried away with themselves. Especially when I'm telling them stuffs. Hmm, basically they just don't care what I'm saying. So I won't talk much to this certain group of people.
I'm Dororo.

No one will notice if I'm sleeping & they just come in & shout when talking when it's not even their room. Somehow, I just blend in my bed already & they don't bother to see if I'm actually there.
Conclusion, I don't gain respect from this group of people. I can see that.
All because "Lynda doesn't mind".
I just hope that people will bother to knock & see if I'm sleeping before they start to raise their voice in my room.
I didn't do anything wrong to deserve this. You won't like if I do this to you too.

If I say anything hurtful, I'm sorry. I'm not expressive, that's why I'm here blogging.

This is an angry post. It's just time to release. I'm not messed up, okay?


You Just Dont Know


30 March 2009 2 comments

My Earth Hour / Knowing


My brain is entering standby mode now. After a struggle of trying to edit language learning report, I dwelled. About stuffs. Zaza said she heard me sighing many times just now. I've contributed another few minutes to my lifetime sighing duration.

Many have been questioning, why would we still support Earth Hour if we know it's just a PR gimmick?
I know it is, at some points, it is to some organisations. All the hypocrisy they are showing by supporting while they are the ones who contribute the most to global warming and pollution. But let's not sink the ship so soon okay? Not all parts are broken.

I told myself, so what? I don't care about them. I do it, I support it because I wanted to show some respect to all the acts of nature protection I've been inspired with, though I may not be a crazy devoted nature person, who won't use plastic at all or eat chewing gum. & I'm not the type who feel like want to put effort only during these special events.

Even though I might not make a difference, at least I've done what I think is right.
Everyone is saying the same thing, if you really care, you'll fight for these causes all the time. Not just on 28th March, and for that one hour.
Yea, but not all are doing it only on Earth Hour. Hasty generalisation.
It may seem stupid because we may be endowing to a big evil plot behind this.

There were still some who stayed at home, did not spend a single penny, except for the money to buy candles and batteries for torchlights, maybe uno jenga or what.
They were telling ghost stories, sharing thoughts with friends and families, or studying like Leezaza, hahaha~

Hey, no one asked you to go to the boutiques for their "Shop In the Dark" programme. With all the discounts and excitement to shop while you can't even see what clothes you're trying out & risking your dainty feet to be stepped on should be fun and tempting right? 
I rest my case.

So now, let me tell what I was doing during Earth Hour. I planned to stay back with Leezaza to make this Earth Hour happening in K3E. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I ended up lining up in GSC. At least they switched off all the non essential lights, unlike those shops which only put posters in front which I misunderstood when they said they would support, I thought they would really off for 1 hour. Well, it's not like they were having a lot of customers too.

So, hehehe~....I watched Knowing. Another cliche Nicholas Cage movie.
I give compliments only to the visual effects. It was real good.
The plane crashing, the people burning, the train crashing the waiting zone..seeing the people running for their lives while being smashed underneath the train...the pain...phew~
The movie has a mixed elements of horror, sci fi, fiction & tiny bit of action.
What's with the aliens & world's end?
It seems to be of an interest of many producers these few years.

I don't reject this idea but hmm, this particular movie's ending is kind of disturbing.
Why would the aliens care about the extinction of human race?
Maybe I'm slow, but I really can't get a clear message there.
They only saved one boy & one girl, after the earth was burnt down, they were sent back.
& then they were wearing white clothes, running in a beautiful breezing field happily.
Well, I'm not sure whether it's earth they were sent to...I thought earth was burnt to like 1KM to the core? I suppose nothing can grow anymore. Hmm, whatever, I still don't bother to read the script to find out.
The End.

Okay, back to Earth Hour, I was saving energy. FYI, the cinema was dark, no lights. Ha~
& while I was out, my room lights were off too right..
After he & I bought the tickets, we went to check out cameras & camcorders. That fellow is going to South Africa, Capetown, Buenos Aires, wants to buy camcorder excitedly.
While Earth Hour was reaching its end, we were in a big electronic shops, checking out all the electrical devices while waiting for our movie showtime. Ironic, ha~

Okay, last defence, it's the thought that counts. 
Happy Earth Hour, peeps!

Live life, love life~

 
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